Tell Me A Dad Joke! Father's Day dad jokes in Milwaukee
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MILWAUKEE, Wis. (CBS 58) -- This Father's Day, CBS 58 Morning News anchor Mike Curkov asked people in Red Arrow Park to tell him a dad joke. He got some good ones and some nice tributes to the joke tellers' dads.
What do you call a pile of kittens? What? A Meow-ntain."
Which bear is the most condescending? Which one? A pan-DUH!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dad. Dad who? Dad isn't a joke, he's loved by his kids.
How do you get a country girl's attention? How? A-tractor.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? It was two-tired."
What's the most detail-oriented ocean? What? The sPacific.
I spent a lot of time money and effort child-proofing my house but the kids still got in."
Did you know that alligators can grow up to 15 feet? No. Yea. Most just have four though."
The typical pizza one. What's that? It's too cheesy."
What did the ocean say to the beach? I don't know, what? Nothing. It just waved.
Why do we go to bed? Why do we go to bed? Because the bed doesn't come to us! Because the bed doesn't come to us!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Why? Because he was out standing in his field.
Guy walks into a bar and he orders a double entendre. So I poured him one."
A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, I'll have....a beer. The bartender says, why the big paws?